In a trial in a small Texas town, a prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a Mexican grandmother, an elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Sanchez, Do you know me?" She responded, "Si, I know you Mr. Williams, I known you since you were a chavalito and frankly you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate the people and you think you are a big shot when you aren't nada. Yes, I know you Pendejo."

 The lawyer was stunned, not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Sanchez, do you know the defense attorney?" again she replied, "Claro que si, I've known Mr. Rodriguez since he was a chavalito too. He's lazy, a puto and he has a drinking problem. He can't have a normal relationship with nobody and he is the worst lawyer in the state. Ha! And not to mention, he cheated on his wife with three different putas. One of them was your wife…….you member? I know Mr. Rodriguez and his mama is not proud of him tambien." The defense attorney almost died.

   The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and in a very quiet voice said, "If either of you idiots ask her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair