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1月26日

Thanks to all of you who have provided thoughtful and stimulating commentary on the issue of happiness. Though I know there is a great deal more that could be said on the subject, life moves on, and so do I. Time to switch to some lighter fare. I hope the following story will help to lighten your weekend.

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7 foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out to the Lord. Time stopped, the bear froze, the forest was silent. A bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke:

"Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive through Christ our Lord, Amen."

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	CJ发表: Ahhhhh, what a good CHRISTIAN bear! LOL! 2 月 5 日
	StargelEdith发表: LOL... this is so funny! My take on the atheist... he wasn't being modest when confronted with his hypocrisy... his pride wouldn't let him admit to God that he did, in fact, have a deep belief system that he previously wouldn't acknowledge or even take the time to explore. All he had to do was say... uh... yeah God, that's exactly it... I guess I've been full of sh** before this because, look... here I am asking for your help... perhaps in your ultimate wisdom you could save me here... after all, how much more power will my words have after this... a reformed atheist... having a true story of how God saved me, to tell to everyone I meet in the future? 1 月 31 日
	spaceMichiko's发表: Hi, I'm jogging arond blogland this morning that instead of doing my excise..there I found your space... I think I had coming here before? I really enjoy your entry about bear...but this bear is not likes yours..what's is going to happening? it was happy end ha ha I felt good after the laugh...I 'll have nice day, And I hope you have one too. Michiko 1 月 31 日
	Beach Bum发表: Good story! I needed that laugh! Tess 1 月 31 日
	Archer♥ Aimee发表: hope you are well... :o) smiles easy to give away they are free... :o) very contagious... :o) so pass one to anyone ... :o) to people that you love... :o) and even to those you don't... :o) in no time the whole world will be smiling :o) 1 月 31 日
	Danele发表: Hi Jorge, I enjoyed this story, and thanks for reminding me about humor. I’m too serious most of the time! Danele 1 月 30 日
	Betty发表: Hi Jorge, Good bear! Thank you for the chuckle. I love your diversity - from an in depth study of "happiness" to an ironic Christian tale without a blip! Betty 1 月 30 日
	EvisonMalcolm发表: Love this story; thanks Jorge. Thanks also for popping by my page! 1 月 30 日
	Jaime Campbell发表: LOVE it! That really gave me a smile. I hope that you had a wonderful weekend. Peace. Jaime. 1 月 28 日
	MeCheryl发表: good entry. I am reading the God Delusion right now. This fella is not alone. There are a lot of agnostics and athiests in America but they can't organize and become a political force or a critical mass. They are like cats and can't be rounded up. They are to independent and will not conform to authority. Anyhow I am enjoying the read... 1 月 28 日
	Danilee发表: Jorge! I haven't stopped by here in forever! The place looks mighty nice and look at how popular you are! lol. How are you doing? I see you are keeping busy and making us laugh, cry, and contemplate the complexities of life. Well, thanks. I always enjoy reading your blogs- the way you think fascinates me. Life for me is good, but stressful. I am graduating high school and a two year college so it's crazy. I guess life is always like this. I heard it gets more complicated. mmhh....oh great. I'm sure looking forward to those little times where it seems everything has stopped so you can just breathe for one sec. I don't mind that those moments are short, as long as they keep on coming every now and then. I haven't rambled like this for a long time. haha...well, nice seeing you again- even if it's only on the internet, the world's online community. :) julia 1 月 27 日
	ericksonlinda发表: Darling Jorge you got a good smile from me............................ I like bears, all animals, and I love life. Peace to you this weekend. I am in Placerville gold country, the El Dorado. I will be gone for three weeks but will post pictures and thoughts when I return. Just wanted to let you know I still think of you dearest. 1 月 27 日
	BPJ发表: Good Evening Jorge, Oh My..This is hilarious!!!!! Thank you, my Friend for the laughs. Hope this finds your weekend filled with all the simple pleasures of love. Until next time..Keep Smiling. ~~Paula~~ 1 月 27 日
	lottemae发表: oh for funny, thanks for the laugh!!! hugs and happy weekend.. lottiemae 1 月 27 日
	NatalieQ发表: hahahahahaha! Good one! Hmmm... I recognize that prayer and it kind of gave me the willies. I'll try to remember it if I ever see a bear sh*tting in the woods. There ya go; two urban myths dispelled in one felled swoop. ;) 1 月 27 日
	Marge发表: Thank you, Jorge...this was a good one, and I really needed a smile just now. Thank you, too, for your recent entries on happiness and for the thoughtful insights they inspired. Wishing you peace... Marge 1 月 26 日

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