GREAT SIGNS

The following represents a sampling of some great signs we’ve collected over time. Feel free to add some of your favorites to the mix. And to all of you out there in blogland, have a safe and enjoyable Labor Day weekend.

On a Plumber’s truck:

“We repair what your husband fixed.”

In a Podiatrist’s office:

“Time wounds all heels.”

On a Maternity Room door:

“Push. Push. Push.”

On a Fence:

“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.”

Outside a Muffler Shop:

“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

At the Electric Company:

“We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be.”

At a Propane Filling Station:

“Tank heaven for little grills.”

…And my personal favorite –

In a Nonsmoking Area:

“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”