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    6月21日

    The Emperor's Quest

    After posting some serious stuff, I felt it was time to take a break, and switch to someting more light hearted. The mental images I had when I first read the next item cracked me up, so I decided to share the story with you. If you find yourself unamused, I'm sorry, but that's not my problem.

     

    There once was a powerful emperor who needed a new chief Samurai. So he put up posters throughout the land saying he was searching for a new chief Samurai. But after 2 months, only 3 Samurai applied for the job, a Japanese, a Chinese, and Morris. So he interviewed all three.
     
    The emperor first asked the Japanese to demonstrate why he should be his chief Samurai. The Japanese opened a little silver box and out flew a little fly. Whoosh went his sword and the fly dropped dead in two pieces. The emperor was impressed.
     
    The emperor then asked the Chinese to demonstrate why he should be his chief Samurai. The Chinese opened a small pearl box and out flew a smaller fly. Whoosh, whoosh went his sword and the fly dropped dead in four pieces. The emperor was very impressed.
    Then the emperor asked Morris to demonstrate why he should be his chief
    Samurai. Morris opened a small gold box and out flew a wasp. Whoooooossshhh, whoooooossshhh, whooooooossshhh, whoooooossshhh, whoooooossshhh went Morris's sword, but the wasp was still alive and buzzing around the emperor.
     
    The emperor was very disappointed and asked Morris, "After all your sword play, why is the wasp not dead?"
    Morris replied, "A circumcision is never intended to kill."
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    Gelati Farms发表:
    *snicker* 
     
    Thank you for the giggle...how could anyone be offended by that?  Not that I did not love your disclaimer...it really isn't your problem!
     
    Alison
    6 月 27 日
    MagendieKa​thryn发表:

    *gulp!!*

     

    laughing...

    6 月 25 日
    Gracia发表:
    I loved this one!
    6 月 25 日
    SGelert发表:
    That made me laugh, and tonight, that deserves a gold star! ty.
    6 月 24 日
    Pamela发表:
    Thank you for the burst of laughter...you joke-teller,you!
     
    Be well and have a grand weekend.
    Peace.
    6 月 24 日
    BPJ发表:
    Thank You Jorge.
     
    I second the TGIF.
     
    Have a most wonderful weekend my friend.
     
    Until next time..Keep Smiling.
     
    ~*~Paula
    6 月 23 日
    the1stephz​en发表:
    I wasn't expecting the punch line either.  I laughed.  You commented on my week of being a celebrity or something - what has surprised me is so few people have left comments.  I don't have a guestbook so all I know is some 14,500 people have been to my space.  I think I have met a few new friends though.
    6 月 23 日
    redvelvet发表:
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :)
    6 月 23 日
    CK发表:
    OMG... now that one I wasn't expecting... way to hilarious!  I loved it!
     
    Thank you for making me laugh... hope you have a great weekend!
     
    Ciao,
    KC
    6 月 23 日
    Marie发表:
    LOL!! I love everything you put on your space, Jorge.  Not only the heart-warming stories but also the laughter-stimulating ones.
    Hugs, Marie
     
    6 月 23 日
    Cordelia发表:
    Thanks for the encouragement. I really appreciate you visiting and taking the time to comment on my space!
    6 月 22 日
    MeCheryl发表:
    Very cute...  Thanks for the laugh.
    6 月 22 日
    RoweStephe​n Craig发表:
    Jorge,  Thanks for the laugh!  Also thank you for sliding by the Painting Studio and a desk will remain open for you at Flying Monkeys.  I think it was Linda that borrowed your piece.  I will ask her to run it by you in the future.  As ever be well.  Stephen
    6 月 22 日
    Marge发表:

    *Snickering uncontrollably in most unladylike fashion*

    I predict that the laughter inspired by this entry will register on seismographs all over planet Earth, Jorge...

    You bad...

    *smiling bigly*

    Peace and love, always...

    Marge

    6 月 22 日
    someone发表:
    One word-priceless
     
    Thank you l needed the laughter today.
     
    Someone
    6 月 22 日
    Betty发表:

    Hi Jorge,

    Great story!

    I especially enjoyed your tribute to your parents.  We all do the best we can do, don't we?  My relationship with my only daughter has grown richer since she had children of her own. 

    Betty

    6 月 21 日
    A Utah Woman Am I发表:

    My word Jorge!

    That is great!  Made my evening go from "good" to "GREAT".  And I have you to thank for it!  :o)

    My favorite part was your introduction.  Why?  Because you speak your mind and I am so happy that you do!  We need more people like you in this world!!!

    Hope you end of the week goes great and grand!

    Take care!

    Kelsey

    6 月 21 日
    BPJ发表:

    Jorge,

    LOL..LOL..LOL...Oh my gosh, why should I do tummy crunches if there are laughs as this ??

    Way to go Jorge.A big ole Thumbs up.

    Thanks for the laughter. Loved it.

    Take care and Keep Smiling.

    ~*~Paula~*~

    6 月 21 日

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