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2月27日

I wonder who sits around and thinks up the state motto you see so proudly displayed on car license plates. (It's these kind of thoughts that make those around me suggest I have too much free time on my hands.) In the spirit of progress and change, I offer these slogan writers the following suggestions:

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

California: By Age 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet

Delaware: We Really Do Like Chemicals In Our Water

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce The "S"

Indiana: Two Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

New Mexico: Lizards make Excellent Pets

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

You are invited to add your own, alter these, or just forget the whole thing.

22:10 | 写入日志 | Humor

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	WilliamsJ.发表: Texas....."hold my beer and watch this!" 3 月 25 日
	Patricia 发表: Enjoyed this, Jorge...tried to think of something about WV...but, there are already too many jokes about us!...lol... 3 月 9 日
	giftedBorn发表: Hi there Just dropped by to say hi and instead ended up reading your blog. HEy i enjoyed this may be i could come up with something like this for the states in my country. 3 月 4 日
	Nicole发表: Those are so funny! However, my husband thinks you might be wrong on the Indiana one and just went off on a long rant about the ice age, but I kind of zoned out... Anyway, those are really funny! If I can figure out these "trackback" things, would you mind if I referenced these? -Nicole 3 月 4 日
	Jaime Campbell发表: Just coming by to say hi! Happy weekend. J. 3 月 3 日
	ericksonlinda发表: Where are you on sabatical? You took your brain with you... next time leave it behind we in Spaceland miss your daily wit. lol oh guess you deserve a break you are definately one of my favorite sites. Love,herbs and spice all things nice. Linda in California What do you look like?????????????? mystery man. 3 月 3 日
	WalkerAudrey发表: California: By Age 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda Too funny. 3 月 3 日
	mehtameghna发表: This was funny.. Infact the Mississippi one would work for Bihar in my country Take care 3 月 3 日
	KeenerBrian发表: Maine: We didn't put the 'bunk' in Kennebunkport. 3 月 2 日
	MeCheryl发表: OMG I am still laughing...Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat.. I loved it and they always say that. 3 月 2 日
	Jaime Campbell发表: What a great mind you have for humor! These are wonderful. Listen, I wanted to thank you for the comment that you left for me recently. There were several that kept coming to my mind over the past few days that really lifted me up...yours was one of them. You are a dear friend. Thank you for what you said. Hugs, Jaime. 3 月 2 日
	Suzalita发表: My thing is who names the highways? In my state every highway stretch is the Elmo Schmo highway - I have 2 questions, A. who are the highways named after and B who gets to sit around and get paid for this? 3 月 2 日
	SGelert发表: Hah. Like those. We don't have them here, just Scotland, Ireland, England and Wales, no comment really! Our symbols, as you likely know are the thistle, the shamrock, the rose and the leek (and Wales has the world's coolest flag!) Have fun. 3 月 2 日
	Pamela发表: Thanks for dropping by Jorge... 'tis difficult keeping up with all those parallels... Be well. Peace. 3 月 2 日
	Magenta发表: Thanks for the bit of cheer. lol elise 3 月 1 日
	Barbara发表: Michigan......no laws needed, we can cross the border anytime 3 月 1 日
	the1stephzen发表: You left out Alabama! 3 月 1 日
	Pamela发表: Florida: What happens here stays weird. Love your witty mottos! Peace. 3 月 1 日