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2月22日 MathThe weekend ended all too fast, and as I already remarked to at least one of you, reality is highly over-rated. So, it's time to escape into a little fanciful math fom the internet.
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future unitl he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
The question to ponder: "What does this kind of humor say about the attitude of the sexes towards each other, and how many of these old stereotypes would the public hold true today?" Feel free to weigh in. 评论 (24)
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