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2月22日

Math

The weekend ended all too fast, and as I already remarked to at least one of you,  reality is highly over-rated. So, it's time to escape into a little fanciful math fom the internet.
 
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
 
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
 
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need.
 
GENERAL EQUATIONS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future unitl he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
 
The question to ponder: "What does this kind of humor say about  the attitude of the sexes towards each other, and how many of these old stereotypes would the public hold true today?" Feel free to weigh in. 

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BGayle发表:
Humor is a reflection of the day at hand.  Unfortunately, the sexes haven't figured out how to bridge, enjoy and relish their differences.  Women still want men with cash and big cars, men still want women with empty heads and big boobs.  And of course, that's and exaggeration, and of course it's true.
 
Stay well - I've got to run, I think I hear a man in his Mercedes blowing his horn!
3 月 1 日
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Deirdre 发表:
Sorry about the typo.  I'm having trouble with the comments screen.  It is skewed to the right and I can't see half of my text.
3 月 1 日
Deirdre发表:
It must be a sad day in America because I can't say I disagree with any of them.
 
I'm wondering if it is solely attributable to the attitude of the sexes, or if this is induces by our society as a whole.
 
D
3 月 1 日
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Patricia 发表:
Hello, Jorge...hope your days are going well...snowing here this morning...looks like it might hang around for a while...
2 月 27 日
Nathalie发表:
Yup, sexist, but as others have mentioned: as long as people don't take this stuff seriously, no prob...

PS: not dating my ex-professor, just meeting to talk... The guy is 43, married and has two kids, lol.
2 月 27 日

Hello

Passing through while doing 'LINK' updates...

Take care

 

TaTa

Princess Fiona

2 月 26 日
Thanks for the guys perspective Jorge and i admit you are right but that doesn't make me wrong either. I've posted my reply to your comment on my blog and infact someone else did too. Check it out.
 
take care.
meghna
 
2 月 26 日
Sigh...I think every generation of Americans at least will understand the humor less and less.  I don't know...I hope.
2 月 26 日
BuMio发表:
Just snooping by and i can't help but to leave a comment. This is so funny. I've never been good when it comes to maths. But this is one calculation i could understand. Lolx!
2 月 26 日
Jorge,
 
I feel that you already know some of my take on this issue.  To me, a woman, although the stereotype says she is to be dependent til the day she dies, should not live up this.  What would happen if the man was to suddenly leave or (worst case scenario) pass away?  How would she support herself?
In my mind, every individual should ask themselves, "how will I support myself and my family if I were on my own?"
I never want to wonder that.  I want to be able to support myself and be happy with that choice.  Perhaps, as time goes on, the dawn of the independent woman will only increase.
 
Take care my friend,
-K
2 月 25 日
Hey Friend,
 
What exactly is the work that you do?  It's cool if you don't want to share that, but I've wanted to ask forever...
 
:)
J.
2 月 25 日
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Patricia 发表:
Things have certainly changed since the sixties...men, women, families...a lot of things go through my head...wondering if we are better off than we were...yes, in most ways probably...but we still have monsters out there preying on women and children...where do they come from?...
2 月 25 日
Aafrica发表:
no matter how we evolve, i still believe men are from Mars and we ladies are from Planet Earth.
 
hope this weekend last longer for you.
2 月 25 日
It made me laugh, too.  But part of laughing is knowing where one does and does not fit into the stereotype.  It's silly and yet so many are still living by this.
 
Take care.
Jaime.
2 月 25 日
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jbmetz 发表:
Interesting.  I couldn't post such things at work.  As your friend Suzalita put it "It is very sexist".  She also says "but it's still funny".  Yes, we have to learn to laugh at ourselves.  I think it was Miami Hearald humor comunist Dave Barry that said "No matter what you say, some one will find a way to take it seriously."  There comes a point where we all need to learn to laugh at the things we hold sacred.  Otherwise, we can justify war in the name of "Divine Insult".  The world needs to laugh more....and pull the trigger less.
Best Wishes,
Joe
2 月 24 日
heheheheh! As the MONEY turns us in or out!  This is a cool funny joke but can you imagine if you are Donald Trump? I don't like him anyway!
Heh! My opinion ;)
 
2 月 24 日
I think a joke should be taken as a joke only. A joke isn't about sexist attitude or hidden motives, its only about making people laugh.
And i do feel that the definition of succesful man and woman is true. After all the world moves on money. Personally i'd also want some love thrown in.
 
2 月 24 日
Renee Koehler发表:
Very funny...
renee
2 月 24 日
Marge发表:
Good morning, Jorge...
 
I used to wonder about sexist humor until I realized it has no influence unless it's taken seriously. Personally, I ignore it.
 
I've had to do a lot of growing up, maturing, in order to reclaim my previously forsaken, wicked good sense of humor. I have a man in my life who combines the best qualities of Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, all of the Monty Python gang, and BOTH Don Quixote and his little buddy.
 
If we were a tv sitcom, we would be Gilligan's Island, he, Gilligan; I, The Skipper.
 
I suspect that we will never die, Jorge...we'll just go into syndication...
 
Peace and Love.
 
Marge
 
 
2 月 23 日
Magenta发表:
Would it be rude of me to ask where you fit into the above equations?    lol    -very entertaining.
 
elise
2 月 23 日

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