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The following represents editorial acumen as measured by actual newspaper headlines:

Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
House passes gas tax onto Senate
Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
William Kelly was fed secretary
Milk drinkers are turning to powder
Safety experst say school bus passangers should be belted
Quarter of a million Chinese live on water
Farmer bill dies in house
Iraqi head seeks arms
Prostitutes appeal to Pope
Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over
NJ judge to rule on nude beach
Child's stool great for use in garden
Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors
Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
Organ festival ends in smashing climax

If you have any good ones of your own, feel free to post them in the comment section.

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	Patricia 发表: Laughing again, Jorge... 2 月 2 日
	PacificIslander_2006 发表: h@ H@ h@ very funny! Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over. LOL Thanks for making me laugh! 2 月 1 日
	LeeCharlotte发表: Haha- what classics! 1 月 29 日
	Marie 发表: Thank you for the kind wishes for my sister's health. I am still in San Diego, helping out with her house and office work, but since she is getting better with each passing day, I hope to be able to go back soon, as I am getting quite homesick for Tokyo. How do you like the new features of MSN Spaces? It looks good but I think there are still some bugs that have to be fixed as it would not allow me to post any comments, hard as I tried, since yesterday. I hope this one gets through. Hugs, Marie 1 月 28 日
	Jaime 发表: Hey Jorge, These are so funny. I needed a laugh tonight. Take care. Jaime. 1 月 27 日
	BGayle发表: Very funny, great way to shake off the commute home. Thanks! 1 月 27 日
	Gelert848 发表: Hello Jorge. I don't know which particular rumour told you I was having a black day, but yes, I am. You made me laugh. thanks. I used to have a few of these things but they went the way of such things. Only one I can remember liking was, from a local british paper: 'HOLE APPEARS IN ROAD - POLICE ARE LOOKING INTO IT' If I remember any more, will report. 1 月 26 日
	WittyMoonchild11 发表: I am laughing MAO!! Don't have any as funny as those...but I did go thru a small town one time and passed by a chrch named "Little Hope Baptist Church"...that one made me lol too! Keep that wit sharpened! Peace. 1 月 26 日
	June Cleaver Wannabe 发表: Thanks for the laugh...those were GREAT!! 1 月 26 日
	blue_sapphire 发表: I joined in with Aafrica, can't control the laughter regarding the organ festival, my stomach ache if you could only see. 1 月 25 日
	_Aafrica_ 发表: LOL OMG where you found all these! thank goodness i don't drink milk. and the last one, good for the organs! 1 月 25 日
	LostandDangerous 发表: Virgins appeal to pope! These were great....thanks for the laugh. Cheryl 1 月 25 日
	Coboró 发表: Saw this at the back of Popular Mechanics yesterday in an advert for "male enhancement" vitamins: "When push comes to shove, size matters!" How I'd love to find out! 1 月 25 日
	JustKinderGentlerMeg 发表: Thanks a lot, Jorge... I'll be giggling about this one all day. If I am unable to function today at work because of excessive silliness, I'm going to blame you... snickering I needed the smile; thank you, my friend. And thank you for the wonderful comments you've left for me after the story entries. They mean a lot to me. I hope life is going well for you and yours. Peace and Love. Marge 1 月 25 日
	KathrynHowlswithwolves1 发表: laughing! lawd, needed a laugh, and here you are smiling and thanks for your comment...hug and,......I HATE sounding like I'm whining....erk! 1 月 24 日

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