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4月27日

Medical Meaning

Medical Meaning

 

Ivan Illich, a philosopher, popularized the term “medicalisation”  in his 1975 book, Limits to medicine: medical nemesis. For a long time, doctors have been called upon to exercise authority beyond therapy, becoming involved in alcoholism, abnormal behavior, stress, anxiety, dementia, old age, child raising, infertility, sexual function and dysfunction, grief, death and mourning, to name a few. Whether we like it or not, medicine has become inextricably intertwined with the ways in which we give meaning to our world.

 

Be it art, literature, the movies or television, the depiction of medical practice has become integral to our systematic knowledge of our society and its institutions. Nowhere is this more evident than in our language and metaphors. We have come to view society using the medical model as organic systems whose health and vital functions are dependent on the proper functioning of its members and appendages. We view economies as being “sick” or “healthy” with the capability of being “cured.’ In a bidirectional relationship, racism “infects” politics, grows to be a “cancer” on the body politic, while racism is described as being “cancerous.”

 

No matter how technical the medical language, we have suffused it with cultural meanings. We “imbed” reporters with our troops, “excise” pockets of urban “decay” as we “rehabilitate” our neighborhoods. We are faced with “claustrophobic” office cubicles, deal with “malignant” bosses, confront “post-traumatic stress disorder” and “subconscious” desires. We look at the world “through a jaundiced eye” as we search for a restorative potion for our failing self-esteem. Medicine is reshaping the relations of meaning through which we experience our worlds. What kind of a world would this be if viewed through a different lens than that of health and disease?

4月24日

Dear Abby Stumpers

For those of you with good memories, you will recognize this as I piece I had posted a couple of years ago. As it has been a busy weekend, followed by the usual work crush, I haven't had the time to post anything new today. Since we can all use a smile, I'm hoping the following will provide one for you.
 
Dear Abby Stumpers.
 
The following are actual letters that Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby) admitted she was at a total loss to answer:

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties.These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Should I believe him?

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour everyweek for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she is going through her mental pause?

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he IS a doctor. What now?
 
 
4月17日

Umbrella Burlesque

Sometimes life seems filled with hidden meanings, or is it simply our attempt to create order out of the apparent chaos that surrounds us? You have to decide which interpretation you prefer. In the meantime, here is -

 

Umbrella Burlesque

 

In the far corner of my front closet

a half dozen umbrellas huddle

like performance-weary refugees

of an old-time variety show.

 

The inner skeleton of one is so rusted

it will no longer open.

Forever shut up, its bright nylon fabric

and fancy wooden handle

belie its enduring stillness.

 

At its side, another opens easily

but  stays open only for a moment,

quickly collapsing on itself

like a large black bird hastily depluming.

 

Another, bought on the street for a dollar

during a summer shower,

ejects its square metallic button when its pressed

on the handle, sending it with agitated aplomb

across my cloud-darkened living room,

revealing a pent-up inner spring.

 

Yet another opens to expose

spokes that precariously poke

through its taut outer membrane.

Torn by a forgotten wind,

its recoiled fabric offers only a fractional shelter.

 

I am running late, so choose the least

damaged  among them,

inadvertently protecting the most washed up

from being lost later that day.

 

Gregory A. Abel

4月10日

First Time Sex

Lots of stories, even novels, have been written about the first experience of sex. Given our society's preoccupied focus on this topic, it's not surprising that the actual experience for many falls far from the expectation. The following tale is a different twist on this theme.
 
 

First time sex

  A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

  The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

  At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

 That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

  The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

  A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

  10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

  Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

  The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

4月5日

Literary Taunts

There are, I'm sure, in the lives of all of us, a moment when we wished we could have delivered a witty remark, a real zinger, apt retribution for someone who has raised our ire, offended to the core, or was just begging to be deflated in their pompous arrogance. I remember  my admiration the first time I read the famous nose speech in "Cyrano de Bergerac" and the rapier like wit that flowed from the page. Here are some famous literary taunts sent to me recently by a friend. (I recall JB Metz may have also had these at some time on his page.) I felt they were worthy to share with you today.
 

GREAT LITERARY TAUNTS

 

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." --- Stephen Bishop

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." -- Winston Churchill (about Clement Atlee)

"I've just learned about his illness.  Let's hope it's nothing trivial" --- Irvin S.  Cobb

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." --- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." --- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." --- Samuel Johnson

"He had delusions of adequacy." --- Walter Kerr

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening  But this wasn't it." --- Groucho Marx

"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." --- Thomas Brackett Reed

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." --- Forrest Tucker

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." --- Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." --- Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." --- Oscar Wilde

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." --- Oscar Wilde

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." --- Billy Wilder